My most faaaavoritest sport in the whooole wide world

I was very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very.. VERY excited to find out a few days ago that our school is infact going to have one more year of field hockey.

Which is okay by me because it’ll be my senior year next year and none of the nasty underclassman care what happens to the best sport of all time. So, I hope that they all play soccer and during a rainy, muddy game they get involved in a terrible soccer player pileup and break all of their nasty little limbs. As much as I like soccer and like to play it, I wouldn’t play it for this school because it’s replacing the one sport I live for. That’d be stupid of me to do especially when I talk badly about girls soccer all of the time. I’m not sure what I would’ve done if our school didn’t have field hockey next year. When I say that people usually respond with, “You problbay would’ve played soccer.” And I scoff because that’s problbaly the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever heard.  I problably would’ve joined another team in our league but getting to the practices and games would be tricky not to mention I’d problably sit the bench because I’d be an “outsider” and the girls would be jerks about it. So yea I’m glad our school decided to have it for one last year.

And this year? We’re not going to suck. I’m not afraid to admit it because frankly in recent years we have been terrible. Our main objective when the season begins is to score a goal. Which is pathetic in any case. It’s not like we have terrible players either. To be honest we have a lot of talented players we just don’t know how to win yet I guess. In eighth grade we were undefeated which was pretty awesome and since then we haven’t done anything remarkable. I’m going to get in shape all summer and I’m so excited already for next season. It’ll be fun though because it always is and since I’m a senior maybe I can take out all of the girls I’ve been wanting to in the past few years. Muahha….just kidding…sort of.

 Yayy field hockey!

 

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